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Monday, June 29th, 2009

This is Thriller. For those who believe the myth that Michael Jackson was a perpetual 9 year old, perhaps you should listen to this album. Excluding Paul McCartney’s terrible track, The Girl is Mine, it is pretty obvious that a brilliant adult conceived these songs, not to mention the music videos that he designed, choreographed, and performed. The perpetual child discussion is a farce. I guess I am suggesting that his various oddities were a result of some other imbalance, and that his dealings with children were nefarious. So be it.
Thriller was and is awesome. I remember being so young watching the videos from this album at my grandmother’s house in Lansing, IL. She had cable. She was sort of weirded out that I liked colored music, but hey, Chief Justice John Roberts didn’t get it either and he is only three years older than Jackson! My grandma was probably 80 at the time. Whatever, Colbert would call him double-white. Can you imagine, being so white and so self important that you feel compelled to write a memo recommending that the King of Pop should not be invited to the white house? I digress, as usual.
I never had a jacket or a glove, but I still can listen to Wanna be Startin’ Somethin’ any day of the week. Whatever happened is unfortunate, but it was not unpredictable, obviously.
Let’s do a little project. Can you email me your scans of Thriller? Send them as a high resolution scan and I will clean them up and post them. Don’t forget to include a narrative to go with the scan. I will be posting the scan of the tape itself next. Perhaps I will include audio too, especially if the tape is distorted.
Submitted by:
Nick De Pirro
Tags: cassette, cover, crack, Epic, Michael Jackson, MJ, Paul McCartney, scan, tape, Thriller
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Monday, June 15th, 2009

Does this album really need explanation? This was Bjork before all the red carpet events, before Matthew Barney, before overwrought movies. Sort of pop, sort of cheesy, but pretty good. A 1992 release date, I can hardly believe it. I remember that Hit was often played on XRT in Chicago back then. Johnny Mars really knew his stuff. This tape is still playable.

Submitted by:
Mike Lamfalusi
Tags: Bjork, cassette, Johnny Mars, Stick Around for Joy, tape, The Sugarcubes, XRT
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Monday, May 25th, 2009

Ah, my first death metal band (as well as my first time recording in a studio). Funny because I knew who the guys in this band were and vice versa because we had some of the same friends (and went to the same high school), yet it wasn’t until a year after high school until we actually met for the first time. We recorded this at the infamous Sheffield Studios while I was home from school that summer. Coincidentally, Nick (co-creator of this site) was there and filmed the whole recording of this demo at the studio. We put on all this black metal corpse paint for our band pictures although we weren’t even close to being a black metal band. That was the fun of the band though: evil death metal band full of goofy dorks from Indiana who wore corpse paint even though they weren’t a black metal band. Demo didn’t go very far, although I think we did get a review in Terrorizer and one or two small ‘zines overseas I think. We made another demo the year after but changed the band name to Morthona for that one. Two of the guys in this band (as well as Nick) ended up standing up in my wedding 11 years later!

Submitted by:
Chris Janus
Tags: Chris Janus, Indiana, Morthona, Snuffleupagus
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Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Another song/tape that I took with me to swim camp at the University of Michigan. My and Mark Radio’s joke parodies were Slave To The Groin and Monkey Penis which I think we had words for at one point maybe, but even if so – long gone at this point. I remember first hearing Slave to the Grind – for Skid Row, this was an unusually heavy song that sounded more along the likes of Megadeth back then. I remember first learning to play Monkey Business in my first high school band, Sweetleaf – I bought my first cowbell to use for this song (I think this song and Piece of Me were probably the only two songs that ever required a cowbell). Rob Affuso, the original Skid Row drummer, was actually a pretty rippin’ drummer and did this somewhat funky beat for this song, and I remember it being crazy hard to play at the time. Wow.
Submitted by:
Chris Janus
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Monday, April 6th, 2009

This is where my love of industrial all started… KMFDM. Mr. De Pirro first introduced them to me in high school. From there I had a long and great relationship with Sacha, En Esch, and Nainz, not to mention Brute’s artwork. I also think this is where my love of all things German started.

Submitted by:
Mike Lamfalusi
Tags: cassette, Don't Blow Your Top, En Esch, King Kong, KMFDM, Mike Lamfalusi, Nick De Pirro, Oh Look, Sasha, What a Race
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Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

I can’t remember where I got this tape, but it did lead to an early love for this band. Of all the bands I have seen live over the years (at least 100 or more), this is one of the few that I missed out on. One time in Portland, Oregon I had a chance, but flat out did not have the $$. Had to spend it listening to this tape at home that night instead. This tape has seen so many cars/players over the years, I am surprised it still works great.
This tape is still playable.
Submitted by:
Peter J. Daley
Tags: 4 Song EP, Oingo Boingo, Only a Lad
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Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Yeah, so this was one of those tapes I bought randomly at some used music store. I was into metal but a pretty narrow selection, But Anthrax, Slayer, Megadeth… all up my alley, so I bought it. I had never heard Hook In Mouth until this tape, but it’s been a favorite since. I had never listened to Death Angel until this tape either… and probably haven’t listened to them since; sounded like a first grade girl screaming on vocals. There was a time that I tried to get into Nuclear Assault because of Dan Lilker in SOD, but I think I was one metal generation too old and never found a liking for them. Anyway, this used tape was of course terrible quality, but I cranked it in my Cutlass nonetheless… plus, my buds at Al’s Diner were all into it, so it was in regular rotation when I was on the schedule.
Submitted by:
Chris Janus
Tags: Anthrax, cassette, Chris Janus, Death Angel, Megadeath, Nuclear Assault, Slayer, Thrash Metal
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Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

My oldest cool tape. I bought this at the PX on Redstone Arsenal, in Huntsville, Alabama sometime in 1980. Freedom of Choice by Devo was my first vinyl purchase, this was my very first tape purchase. The packaging is a slim cigarette type cardboard with a flip top. It still plays great (as do most of my cool tapes,) I listened to this tape yesterday as I did some yard work.

Submitted by:
Peter J. Daley
Tags: cassette, devo, Devo Live, Freedom of Choice, Gates of Steel, Girl You Want, Peter J. Daley, Planet Earth, Whip It
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009

A fine product of Sheffield studios in Northwest Indiana. These guys were one of my ultimate idol bands in high school. I was/am still friends with the bass player, Art Hernandez, who I met while working as a line cook at Al’s Diner in Merrillville, IN (which was actually quite the musician hole somehow.) He actually signed the tape for me then.
Art once sent me to an audition with his friends’ band who was looking for a drummer – I didn’t even get to any playing with them cause I was so out of my league and embarrassed (I was like 16! I ran home.) Although the lineup had changed since that audition, these guys ended up turning into Gravelbone a year or so later, and Art was now playing bass for them. I went to their practices over in Calumet City next to Redline Raceway, Mike Sheffield’s house and later studio in Gary, whichever shows I could get into, and I also remember being a roadie for a big show they played in Racine, Wisconsin. I saw Mike Sheffield a number of times because my bands/friends all recorded at his studio.
Eventually, they recorded a full length CD consisting of a few new songs and redone versions of all the demos they put out; I picked it up on eBay several years ago and was severely disappointed – the demos were way better. I caught a show once while in Indiana over Christmas. They had a few new members, they were all crazy skinny, and they played everything several notches slower than I was used to. Years later, they slightly regrouped while nu-metal bands were all the rage and added a rapper for dueling vocalists. They put out a CD and played a few good shows from what I understand, but nothing came out of it and eventually they split up.
RIP Gravelbone.
Submitted by:
Chris Janus
Tags: Add new tag, Al's Diner, cassette, demo, Gary, Gravel Bone, Metal, Northwest Indiana, nu-metal, rap, rap metal, rapper, Sheffield Studios, tape
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009

I saw T2 in the theater when it came out, (with Nick, actually), and I’ve been a huge GNR fan since like 7th grade cause I’m cool like that. I forgot his name, but a friend of mine in wood shop in high school had this cassette single and let me borrow it. Well, I’m awesome and didn’t take it back to him for several months cause I listened to it constantly. One summer, I went to a swim camp at University of Michigan, and one of my daily rituals was to crank You Could Be Mine full blast every morning, which would immediately bring an annoyed friend, Mark Radio, storming into to my room from next door to give me that “are you fucking serious?” look with burning daggers shooting from his eyes. I also remember practicing You Could Be Mine when I was first learning the drums and how excited I was when I first made it all the way through. Listening to it now, I can’t believe there was a point when I couldn’t.

Submitted by:
Chris Janus
Tags: cassette, GNR, Guns and Roses, Mark, Radio, single, T2, tape, You Could Be Mine
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Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

So, I went to the mall with my bud, Nick, to buy a CD I think… one of those Music-Go-Round kind of mall music stores with $35 CD’s. They were giving out these tape samplers at the counter – normally, I wouldn’t care but I happened to see Testament on the label so I grabbed it as I was a big fan. I remember playing it in the car on the way home, and it must’ve been obvious that I liked it cause Nick started laughing when he saw my reaction. Every other one of the bands/songs sucked but I always kept this tape in my car just to crank Electric Crown (and then rewind and play again). This song ended up being the first song on what would be one of my all-time favorite metal albums, The Ritual, which my metal band covered a song from several years later at Berklee College of Music. This was the last album Alex Skolnick played on with Testament for probably a decade or so when they reunited. While I don’t listen to this sampler any more of course, I do listen to Testament and The Ritual frequently today still.
Submitted by:
Chris Janus
Tags: 6 song, Alex Skolnick, cassette, Chris, commercial, copy, Electric Crown, free, Metal, mix, Music-Go-Round, Nick, plastic, Promotional, sampler, tape, Testament, The Ritual, turn it up and pass it on, white
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Monday, March 16th, 2009

This is the last tape I ever bought. I picked it up on Kirkwood Ave., in Bloomington, IN when I was wasting time instead of doing work. I don’t recall the name of the record store, and I don’t know why I bought a tape and not a CD. It was probably just a cash-in-pocket scenerio. At any rate, this tape got lots of use travelling between Bloomington and Indianapolis on Route 37 in the old 5.0.
Submitted by:
Nick De Pirro
Tags: 13, 13 Above the Night, 37, 5.0, Bloomington, cassette, dance, Indianapolis, Industrial, Indy, IU, Kirkwood, Mustang, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, tape, Thrill Kill Kult
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Sunday, March 15th, 2009


Here is my copy of Nitzer Ebb’s That Total Age. You can see that like most of my tapes, it is pretty heavily damaged due to studio use. This is an obvious landmark album in the body music/industrial genre, but there is something weird about it. Why does the song, Warsaw Ghetto, appear on this tape? Perhaps the real question is why the song is not on the CD version of this album that I bought later with the strange title, Nitzer Ebb Produckt: That Total Age. I was shocked when I got the CD and found that the best, or at least most political, song on the album was missing. I couldn’t figure it out. Was it part of the Nazi Panic from the early ’90’s that was responsible for the attempted banning of Wolfenstein 3D in the United States? It seems to be a song about the Warsaw Ghetto, right? But, it takes the accusatory position blaming those who allowed it all to take place. Still, the song is missing from the CD version, and is even missing from the Wikipedia entry about the album. I have never been able to figure it out. Perhaps somebody out there knows the answer. I understand that the song in question appears on a few other singles, but the only thing I am looking to answer is why it is on this album only on the cassette.
I can’t say that I was ever really a fan of this band the way I was a fan of KMFDM, for example. I never saw them play, and I didn’t have every album that they recorded. I do recall that in the fall of my freshman year of high school, probably right after school started, there were two ultra-cute girls carrying on about the Nitzer Ebb show that they went to the previous night. As per custom, they were wearing the concert shirts to school the following day. They were ecstatic, and it was very intimidating. I was amazed that girls liked industrial music. I didn’t realize that Ebb was kind of a chick band at that time. It was a cool revealation to see that the stuff that I just recently discovered was not exclusive to skaters, bikers, and other dorks.
Submitted by:
Nick De Pirro
Tags: body music, cassette, CD, Industrial, Nazi, Nitzer Ebb, tape, That Total Age, Warsaw Ghetto
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Monday, March 2nd, 2009

This is the master tape of the Iconoclast recording session which resulted in the Incorporated 7″. Recorded at Trax East by Eric Rachel, it was the last release our band ever put out. What is cool about this tape? It marks the last time five intensely close friends came together to make a recording. It documents the end of an incredible chapter in my life.
Submitted by:
Ian Williams
Tags: Eric Rachel, Ian Williams, Iconoclast, Incorporated, master, Maxell, punk, session, tape, Trax East, XL II 90
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Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Here are both of my copies of INXS Kick.
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